DAD IN THE WOODS

Daddy's car in the woods?> >>> >> Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go> >> into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in> >> a passionate embrace.> >> Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself> >> as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the> >> playground> >> and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look> >> and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her> >> shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'> >>> >> At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an> >> interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see> >> the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'> >>> >> At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his> >> story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's> >> car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving> >> Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane> >> helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the> >> same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the> >> rigs.'> >>> >> Mummy fainted!> >>> >> Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole> >> story before you interrupt!> >>